Just Joking

Bad Memory
One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go in to the kitchen for a moment, leaving the men to talk.
One of the men says to the other, “The missus and I went to the nicest restaurant last night." What was it called?" the other inquiries. “That’s just It." he replies. "I can't recall, Say what's the name of that red flower that has thorns all over it?” A rose" he responds.
"Yeah that’s it”, he says energetically. He then whirls around, and yells in to the kitchen “Hey Rose! What was the name of the restaurant we went to last night?”

Six again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I would love to be six again", she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park. He put her on every ride in the park.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. They went o a fast food joint and ate to their heart's content. Then they were off to a movie.
Finally she returned home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and asked lovingly: “Well dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size".